Ē記得我少年時á,bat有1遍去漢醫診所,hiàng時,是beh看tó位leh疼早mā bē記--得,總--是先生kă看了,講ài去hō͘師傅掠掠--leh,去到師傅hia,伊to̍h叫我倒tī眠床頂,ài倒笑笑。Hit時我koh真正聽無伊teh講啥。想講,beh掠你to̍h掠,是án-chóaⁿ我to̍h koh ài笑笑á hō͘你掠筋?Chhùi應1聲:「Hăⁿ!」Ka-chài老母有tòe leh來,sûi接話講:「To̍h是叫你倒ho͘平平,頭向頂koân--lah!」Ah,天差leh地--leh!現此時想--tio̍h,ûn-ná感覺chit ê誤會好笑好笑,印象kài深。
M̄-koh,到taⁿ已經2025,我mā早to̍h m̄是hit ê聽tio̍h人講倒笑笑,to̍h ē倒落來笑ê少年家thûn-á--ah,知影講,倒笑笑mā ē-sái講做倒坦笑,級數早to̍h無kâng。Chit ê坦,是1字kài特殊ê字,nā beh解說,坦to̍h是1 ê leh表示物件tī空間相對位置ê起頭語。像講khǹg坦橫,to̍h是khǹg橫--ê。伊主要ê句法to̍h是動詞接坦koh接形容詞,像講,睏坦phak,to̍h是phak leh睏,坐坦khi,to̍h是坐ho͘ khi-khi。M̄-koh是án-chóaⁿ笑to̍h是正面向頂koân,實在是sa lóng無,凡勢chit ê問題nā the̍h去問祖公祖媽,in mā kāng款sa無cháng--lah,橫直,咱ê話生成to̍h是án-ne講。Chit ê笑koh有1 ê chia̍p用ê例,像講咱teh poa̍h-poe ê時,2 ê poe平ê hit pêng lóng向頂面to̍h叫做「笑poe」。
咱koh來ke講1 kóa例來hō͘ ta̍k-ê做參考。「Che竹á to̍h ài ka插坦直chiah ē súi!」意思to̍h是直直ka插--lòe。「Che大枝柴kho͘ m̄-thang khǹg坦khiā,nā是倒--落-來kâng kòng--tio̍h,你to̍h知死--ah,to̍h khǹg坦平--lah。」To̍h是m̄好直直ka chhāi--leh,ài hō͘伊平平倒tī土脚。「He巷á chiok e̍h,to̍h ài行坦phîn chiah行ē過。」直直行bē入--去,to̍h ài先90度oat正pêng a̍h是倒pêng,koh來像蟳á行路án-ne橫過hit條巷á,chit ê坦phîn kah坦khi身koh有坦邊身lóng是kāng款ê意思,另外坦phîn koh ē-sái形容人酒醉teh行路ê款,「酒醉行坦phîn」,phîn--leh phîn--leh-lah。講到chia,ta̍k-ê應該對chit ê坦ê用法有相當ê了解--ah,ē-tàng ka-tī激頭殼發揮--1-ē,看koh ē-sái án-chóaⁿ講。
最後補充--1-ē,坦橫生,to̍h是leh講婦人人(hū-jîn-lâng)坐胎無正,ē艱苦生,生無過to̍h是四塊枋。坦橫行,to̍h是leh講人kài囂俳,行路行坦橫,bē輸kui條路lóng in tau ê--leh。
Ē kì-tit góa siàu-liân-sî-á, bat ū 1 piàn khì hàn-i chín-só͘, hiàng sî, sī beh khòaⁿ tó ūi leh thiàⁿ chá mā bē kì--chit, chóng--sī sian-siⁿ kă khòaⁿ liáu, kóng ài khì hō͘ sai-hū lia̍h-lia̍h--leh, khì kàu sai-hū hia, i to̍h kiò góa tó tī bîn-chhn̂g téng, ài tó chhiò-chhiò. Hit sî góa koh chin-chiàⁿ thiaⁿ bô i teh kóng sáⁿ. Siūⁿ kóng, beh lia̍h lí to̍h lia̍h, sī án-chóaⁿ góa to̍h koh ài chhiò-chhiò-á hō͘ lí lia̍h-kin? Chhùi ìn 1 siaⁿ: “Hăⁿ!” Ka-chài lāu-bú ū tòe leh lâi, sûi chiap-ōe kóng: “To̍h sī kiò lí tó ho͘ pêⁿ-pêⁿ, thâu hiòng téng-koân--lah!” Ah, thiⁿ chha leh tē--leh! Hiān-chhú-sî siūⁿ--tio̍h, ûn-ná kám-kak chit ê gō͘-hōe hó-chhiò-hó-chhiò, ìn-siōng kài chhim.